1. Stitch in time saves you from wardrobe malfunction.
2. All play and no work is Test Cricket. All work and no play is watching Test Cricket.
3. A bird in hand is worth no bird in hand and definitely better then bird on a tree shitting on your hand.
4. Once bitten, twice bitten, thrice again bitten. SHOOT the dog.
5. Barking dogs are too busy barking.
6. Beauty lies in the eyes of the judges.
7. Birds of a feather flock together. May be just to avoid confusion.
8. Charity begins at home but unfortunately others do not call it charity.
9. Count your blessings. I mean if you have nothing else to do.
10. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Thank God I am an atheist.
11. Every dog has his day but why the hell they keep barking all night?
12. God helps those who help others.
13. Honesty is the best policy. At least until you have a girlfriend.
14. Live and let live. Anyway everyone is going to die.
15. The one and only cause of global warming. Money does not grow on trees.
16. Pen is mightier than the sword. So you fight with the pen I will take the sword.
17. United we stand. But if we just keep standing sooner or later we fall.
18. When the going gets tough just ask for directions.
19. Ignorance is bliss until reality slaps you right on your face.
20. Early to bed and early to rise keeps a man healthy, wealthy and single.