The Real Proverbs

1. Stitch in time saves you from wardrobe malfunction.Hot smile

2. All play and no work is Test Cricket. All work and no play is watching Test Cricket.Open-mouthed smile

3. A bird in hand is worth no bird in hand and definitely better then bird on a tree shitting on your hand.Party smile

4. Once bitten, twice bitten, thrice again bitten. SHOOT the dog.Vampire bat

5. Barking dogs are too busy barking.Laughing out loud

6. Beauty lies in the eyes of the judges.Winking smile

7. Birds of a feather flock together. May be just to avoid confusion.Rolling on the floor laughing

8. Charity begins at home but unfortunately others do not call it charity.Nyah-Nyah

9. Count your blessings. I mean if you have nothing else to do.Just kidding

10. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Thank God I am an atheist.Send a kiss

11. Every dog has his day but why the hell they keep barking all night?Angel

12. God helps those who help others.Nerd smile

13. Honesty is the best policy. At least until you have a girlfriend.Sarcastic smile

14. Live and let live. Anyway everyone is going to die.Smile with tongue out

15. The one and only cause of global warming. Money does not grow on trees.Be right back

16. Pen is mightier than the sword. So you fight with the pen I will take the sword.Disappointed smile

17. United we stand. But if we just keep standing sooner or later we fall.Flirt male

18. When the going gets tough just ask for directions.In love

19. Ignorance is bliss until reality slaps you right on your face.Smile

20. Early to bed and early to rise keeps a man healthy, wealthy and single.Secret telling smile




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